escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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