All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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