i can't believe i had my finger in that
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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