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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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