butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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