I'm lost and stupid without you.
and she was petting her beer can
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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