Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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