Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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