god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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