Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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