i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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