ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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