Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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