walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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