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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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