Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
