I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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