somebody snuck up and got me drunk
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Shame - the story of my life.
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