Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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