im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I fill condoms, not promises.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
