Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
