I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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