He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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