Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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