Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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