Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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