After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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