i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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