i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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