I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
where are you?
Hypothermia
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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