my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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