she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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