She's JV to your varsity
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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