Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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