im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so let's talk penis.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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