Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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