Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My vagina is very pro this idea
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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