Hey man sorry I got all grabby
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Randomize
