I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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