so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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