would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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