Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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