Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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