He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So vagazzling was a success
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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