I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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