i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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