is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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