i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We’re leaving where are you
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