Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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