you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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