So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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