He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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